Comedian

Dylann loves to tell jokes! She has a joke book of 10,000 (not so) funny jokes. She hears a joke, she cannot stop repeating it for days, weeks, sometimes months.

When she was little, she would make up the silliest jokes as we would drive in the car. Her most prized joke to date has been:

"How does a cow ride in your car?"

"When it's your hamburger!"

Her latest joke was one she heard on the t.v. told by "The World's Best Joke Teller".

"How do you make Lady Gaga Cry?"

"Poke Her Face!"

"ha ha ha ha!"

It is now the only joke being told at our house. Which then leads to Ryann wandering around the house singing: "Poker Face, Poker Face, can't read my Poker Face. Mumumumumu my Poker Face".

Which then leads to Kendall asking, "Mom, what is Lady Gaga talking about?" And I really have no idea in the world??? Read the lyrics below and explain it to me! Apparently her man cannot read her facial expressions? Perhaps it is that bright white hair that is always in her eyes, or the weird stickers she puts on her face. All I know is that "Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun" and she is not "bluffin'" with her "muffin". And let us not forget that she

is "just stunnin'" with her "love-glue-gunning". I am sure it is all about S-E-X (I was not born yesterday you know!)

Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mahI wanna hold em' like they do in Texas, please Fold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with me Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' With my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)